nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

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dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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i dream of a day that consists with 100% happiness, not one that is perfection but rather one overflowing with the most bliss and genuine happiness… just one

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

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phanstop:

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

When your friend does a presentation in class.

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

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I can be someone’s and still be my own.
Shel Silverstein  (via perfect)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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