• at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

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notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

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bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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officialtonyrabbit:

when you see your food coming 

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when your food arrives

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hood-bitch:

John Francis Daley 1999 vs 2013


pantsareneveranoption: